Trying to Find a Porpoise - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL matching distressed white text reads

matching distressed white text reads "THEN HE'S GONNA KILL US

Getting cosy at Minnie's means sharing stew with strangers who already murdered the management before you stamped the snow off your boots

not from pride

and anyone who knows they’re gonna make it after all

with "ESTD" and "1928" stacked on the right

Trying to Find a Porpoise - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL matching distressed white text readsDolphins always look like they've figured something out, which is deeply insulting when you're the one still trying to find a porpoise. Existential crises formatted like gift shop souvenirs hit different. The Details: Distressed white lowercase text arched in a semicircle reads "trying to find a." Below, a white and light blue illustration of a dolphin breaches through water splashes, framed within a circular arc with wave ripples beneath. Fit &