What Would Ellis Do - Funny Die Hard - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Kelly Distressed white hand-lettered italic script

Distressed white hand-lettered italic script reads "Screws Fall Out All The Time" in a stacked

Arched distressed white block text reads "SPICOLI" above a vintage television illustration with rabbit ear antennas

A small orange-red semicircle sits at the top center above a white spine and ribcage illustration running vertically down the middle

Wooderson's entire philosophy fits in seven words

Steel blue text reads "W

What Would Ellis Do - Funny Die Hard - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Kelly Distressed white hand-lettered italic scriptNegotiating with Hans Gruber using nothing but a Coke and unearned confidence is a power move only Ellis would attempt. Every office has a guy who confuses proximity to danger with competence. Inspired by Die Hard. The Details: A high contrast halftone portrait of Ellis in a suit, mid gesture, appears in white ink with visible dot patterning. Bold white block letters read "WWED" below, with smaller white text reading "WHAT WOULD ELLIS DO?" beneath.