David S. Pumpkins - Any Questions? - Unisex Hoodie 80s Arched distressed white block text

Arched distressed white block text reads "I DO IT FOR THE HO'S" in chunky bold lettering

A vintage hand-drawn couple roller skating in a dance pose sits between spread golden and red wings

with golden-tan rope curving along the top

Blue script text reads "Duke Snider's" with a baseball bat extending from the letter "D

Complain about the stitch count and he'll physically show you the door

David S. Pumpkins - Any Questions? - Unisex Hoodie 80s Arched distressed white block textDavid S. Pumpkins is his own genre, somewhere between fever dream and deliberate act of comedic terrorism. Nobody has ever answered the question, and at this point nobody ever will. The Details: David S. Pumpkins stands center in an orange and black pumpkin patterned suit, flanked by two skeleton dancers in purple jackets with white wild hair and red face paint. White jagged text below reads "ANY QUESTIONS?" Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Pullover